One time me and my friends went on a field trip to meet Mr. Nintendo himself. He is important. Frank J. Nintendo started all video games EVAR! Even the Halo's. We went to watch Frank talk once and he thought it was funny to speak in made up talk. We laughed. Colette laughed so hard she spilled her juice box on my new Dragon Ball Z shirt. I wanted to do to her what my daddy does to mommy but I couldn't figure out exactly how to "Fuckstart that Kunts head!" After Mr. Nintendo talked I got to meet my internet hero. Brain Crecente!!!! ZOMG! I don't know what he does, but everyone said he is a pirate. WOW! A real pirate. Imagine my amazements! Anyways, me and my friend Rob Summa (Who likes older girls, yucky) sat down behind Brain. It was really cool. My dad wont let me talk about Brain because he says he is way to Androgynous? and that he is a lady haired bearded ladypants or something. I dont know what that means. At the show, Brain kept laughing like he could understand Mr. Nintendo's made up words. I said LOL and Summa laughed at me. He thinks I am funny. He has rich people socks. At one point Brain learned back in the chair and his hair touched my hair. I swear I think it even shocked me. It was like god farted a rainbow right in my face. I had a boner all through nap time. When I woke up, I met baseball great Reggie Jackson. He is the ambassador of Wii for Mr. Nintendo(I think?). I didn't talk to him much. He looks like a mixed racer and I didn't want to get into trouble like I did with that Jessica Alba poster. My dad beat me with a sack of oranges that night. Ouchie!
I will never forget that field trip. Special thanks goes out to Frank J. Nintendo and Mrs. Brain Crecente, I Colette is now an enemy of the HE-MAN Women haters club.
Bye Bye awesome internet friends!
Ronnie
I post on VOX letters and Shit
I am friends with Colette Bennett, Yan.. Yen... Yon,,, some Cuban, Tiff Chow, Topher McHushgush, OrcistGrim, and [Insert token black friend here] I have a new backpack and trapper keeper. Last week I rode on a train. It was fun. Paris Hilton is a giant Kunt. I also like turtles and social studies (woot!)
Oh well, I have to do homework. Message me if you would like to be friends or talk about video games. Unless you are a jew. My parents won't let me talk to Jews because their claws are dangerous.
TTYL,
Ronnie

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